The Metrosexual

Hey, hey!! Finally the blog bug has gotten to me. I have been reading kenny sia’s blog and decided to start my own waste of time blog. Now, most people are confused on what a metrosexual really is. Some have the impression that a metro is a guy who is a homosexual, others describe him as a fashion conscious freak and many have the idea that he is a good-for-nothing pretty boy.

Well being a metrosexual in some ways I found out that the explaination given above is absolutely untrue. ( Well as good-for-nothing-pretty-boys are concerned this particular definition applies to David Beckham …. lousy good for nothing "Captain" of England why I ought to ….). Anyhoo, the most "politically correct" definition of a pretty boy metrosexual is described as follows :

" The typical metrosexual is a young man living in or within easy reach of a metropolis because that’s where all the best shops, clubs, gyms and hairdressers are … he has taken himself as his own love object and pleasure as his sexual preference"

Hmmm…. rather heavy stuff to eh?

To boil it all down, a metro is a straight guy fastidious in appearance, in touch with his feminine side and lives in an urban area.

There, now you have it. Now don’t you go mistaking a metro from a homo. Metros are people to you know and you have absolutely no idea how insulting *sobing* it is when about 60% of the girls you meet *blows nose* think you are gay at first sight. *wailing*

Oh where was I? Anyway to avoid such uncomfortable situations, I Mr Metrosexual himself has invented a way to distinguish a metro from a homo using visual aids.

Comparison #1

This is a flaming homosexual.

This is a damn metrosexual.

Comparison #2

(Liberace)
This is a homosexual.

This is a metrosexual. ( Damn you Timberlake !!!)

and now the final comparison …

This is a homosexual.

This is a metrosexual.

Alrighty then I guess this has been a waste of your time rather educational experiance. But before we part I would like to state one thing clear. I hold no grudge against homosexuals. I consider them as human beings and in my mind they should be treated as so.